I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
Holy shit I am dying from laughter
I FUCKIJNG LOST IT AT ‘IM GETTING FISTED NOW’
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
“Hello fan, look at your show, now back to that fic, now back at your show, now back to that fic. Sadly, that fic isn’t your show, but if it stopped using misogyny, racism, and homophobia, your show could be awesome like that fic.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Tumblr with a manip that your show could look like.
What’s on your screen? Back at your show. AO3 has it, it’s a fully-completed, 50-chapter, in-character fic of that pairing you love. Look again, that fic is now an AU set in your favorite genre.
Anything is possible when you get your entertainment from fandom and not the show.
I’m on a blog.”
This might be the most perfect post on tumblr
doodledeedoo let’s see if this fic is worth reading
it has passed the ultimate test
WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS?????
I love how many people there are on the Earth because you can think of any type of person and there’s the possibility that they might exist. There could very well be at 90 year old lady that goes into an Urban Outfitters every Friday and buys every item that has to do with weed. It’s likely she doesn’t exist but there’s also the possibility that she does exist, and that excites me